"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
- W.C. Fields"Oh, you hate your job ? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
- Steven Wright
"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."
- Mae West"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
- Bertrand Russell"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
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