Laughter is the best medicine or so they say...therefore we decided to include some funny quotes on the site to give you a good chuckle! "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
- W.C. Fields
"Oh, you hate your job ? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
- Steven Wright
"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."
- Mae West
"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
- Bertrand Russell
"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
- Dr. Wayne Dyer
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